dau-color-scheme

/alias dau-colorscheme dau --color -codes 'light red\; light cyan' -split capitals
/dau-colorscheme <text>

dau-rotflol

/alias dau-rotflol dau-colorscheme Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
/dau-rotflol [<text>]

(You'll need the dau-colorscheme alias from above)

dau-lol

/alias dau-lol dau --parse_special --color -split capitals -random off -codes 'light red\; light cyan' \$?{ @lol = ("Laughing Out Loud", "Lots Of Laughter")\; \$lol[int(rand(@lol))] }
/dau-lol [<text>]

dau-greet

/alias dau-greet dau --parse_special --bracket --color -split capitals -codes 'light red\; light cyan' hi @ @nicks
/dau-greet

dau-sv

/alias dau-sv dau --bracket --parse_special -irssi_variables off --color -split lines --mixedcase I'm using dau.pl \$?{\$VERSION}
/dau-sv

dau-punishmentboot

/alias dau-punishmentboot dau --parse_special --color -split capitals -codes 'light red\; light cyan' Starting PunishmentScript Version 4.4.2 by $N\n.\n..\n...\ndone!
/dau-punishmentboot

dau-punishmentkick

/alias dau-punishmentkick dau --parse_special --color -split capitals -codes 'light red\; light cyan' PunishmentScript Version 4.4.2 by $N\nSearching Victim\n.\n..\n...\nVictim found: $0\nStarting Punishment!;dau --command -out 'kick $0' --color -split capitals -codes 'light red\; light cyan' Kicked by PunishmentScript! Don't mess with $N!
/dau-punishmentkick <nick>

dau-punishmentstop

/alias dau-punishmentstop dau --parse_special --color -split capitals -codes 'light red\; light cyan' Stopping PunishmentScript Version 4.4.2 by $N\n.\n..\n...\ndone!
/dau-punishmentstop

dau-sysinfo

/alias dau-sysinfo dau --command -in sysinfo --mixedcase --color -split paragraph
/dau-sysinfo

(You'll need a script providing a sysinfo command for this)

dau-figletcolor

/alias dau-figletcolor dau --figlet -font pebbles --color -split paragraph
/dau-figletcolor <text>

dau-moron-kick

/alias dau-moron-kick dau --command -out 'kick $0' --moron $1-!
/dau-moron-kick <user> <kickmsg>

dau-moron-topic

/alias dau-moron-topic dau --command -out topic --moron $*!
/dau-moron-topic <topic>